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TABLE MANNERS? IMPECCABLE

Aaron is wearing a green and white top and Tara is wearing a black top

Impeccable Table Manners

Aaron and Tara

Sarah has dark hair and is wearing a black off the shoulder top. Russell is bald and is wearing a flouncy purple shirt.

Impeccable Table Manners

Sarah and Russell

Henry is wearing a cap and a black T-shirt with google eyes on it. Sarah has long hair and is wearing something dark – can't really tell what.

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Henry and Sarah

Will is bald and is wearing a very colourful shirt. Fred has bleached hair and a moustache and is wearing a very colourful jumper

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Will and Fred

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Impeccable Table Manners

Martha and Jack

Taylor has dark, quaffed hair and is wearing a brown jumper, while Joshua has dark, receding hair and is wearing a different shade of brown jumper

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Taylor and Joshua

Imelda is in her 50s and Jayesh is in his 60s and bald with a beard

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Imelda and Jayesh

Edward and Matthew. Edward has dark curly hair and a moustache, wearing a Keith Haring T; Matthew is fairer-haired and wearing a black T shirt

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Edward and Matthew

Adrian has glasses, a beard and a checked shirt. Catherine has long hair with a flash of grey at the front and is wearing a lacy top with a vest top visible underneath.

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Adrian and Catherine

Lewis has curtains and is wearing a yellow shacket over a striped T and is carrying a green jacket over his shoulder; Max is wearing a leopard print cardigan.

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Lewis and Max

Yukari has shoulder length dark hair and a grey-green top, while John has wavy curtains, a semblance of a beard and a blue shirt

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Yukari and John

Gráinne is wearing a striped zip-up jacket over a black top and Alexander is wearing a golden corduroy shacket over a white T

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Gráinne and Alexander

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