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jack is a young looking 31 wearing a navy jumper, heather is 23 and is wearing a patterned jumper

Impeccable Table Manners

Jack and Heather

Brian is balding with grey hair and is wearing glasses and a checked shirt. Jeanette has long brown hair and is wearing a bright pink T-shirt

Impeccable Table Manners

Brian and Jeanette

Freya has long bond hair and is earring a blue cardigan. greg also has blond hair and is wearing an amber cardigan. They are both super young.

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Freya and Greg

Alfie is bald and wearing a sweater vest, Sam has dark hair and is wearing a kind of shirt-cardigan thing

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Alfie and Sam

Aaron is wearing a green and white top and Tara is wearing a black top

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Aaron and Tara

Sarah has dark hair and is wearing a black off the shoulder top. Russell is bald and is wearing a flouncy purple shirt.

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Sarah and Russell

Henry is wearing a cap and a black T-shirt with google eyes on it. Sarah has long hair and is wearing something dark – can't really tell what.

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Henry and Sarah

Will is bald and is wearing a very colourful shirt. Fred has bleached hair and a moustache and is wearing a very colourful jumper

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Will and Fred

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Taylor has dark, quaffed hair and is wearing a brown jumper, while Joshua has dark, receding hair and is wearing a different shade of brown jumper

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Taylor and Joshua

Imelda is in her 50s and Jayesh is in his 60s and bald with a beard

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Imelda and Jayesh

Edward and Matthew. Edward has dark curly hair and a moustache, wearing a Keith Haring T; Matthew is fairer-haired and wearing a black T shirt

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Edward and Matthew

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