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My favourite books of 2021

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The Fake-Up

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TABLE MANNERS? IMPECCABLE

Anna is wearing a leopard print dress and black tights and has red hair. Sam is wearing a red corduroy shirt, black trousers, and has no hair
Impeccable Table Manners

Anna and Sam

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Anna and Petra. Anna has long red hair and a denim jacket. Petra has short dark hair and a leather jacket. Both are white.
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Anna and Petra

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Emma and Sean. She is wearing a striped red top and Sean a pale blue T. Both are white, with brown hair, Emma's is long.
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Emma and Sean

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Jemma is wearing a tartan T short and blue shorts with trainers. She has blond hair. Pietro is wearing a blue shirt and green trousers. He has glasses and a beard
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Jemma and Pietro

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Penny and Matt. Penny has blond hair and is wearing a grey dress with an orange pattern. Matt is grey-haired and is wearing a dark jacket over a pale collared shirt.
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Penny and Matt

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Artemis and Sienna: He is wearing a graphic T and rust cords, has dark, wavy hair. She is wearing a short black dress and has long blond hair
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Artemis and Sienna

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Alt text: Sam has short brown hair and is wearing a black jumper. Jenn is blond and is wearing a flowery, er, blouse? Dress? Dunno.
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Sam and Jenn

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Julia has short, dark hair, hoop earrings, and is wearing a stripy shirt. Dean is in a green cap, white shirt and red… I don't know. A shacket, maybe?
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Julia and Dean

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Krissie has long dark hair and is wearing a dark green coat over a black dress. Luke is wearing a maroon jacket, black T
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Krissie and Luke

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Tom and Claire – Tom is wearing a blue jumper and brown chinos. he has brown hair and a light beard. Claire is wearing a black top and back jeans under a black leather jacket. She has long treacle coloured hair
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Tom and Claire

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Carlos and Tom – Carlos has dark hair and is wearing a blue jacket, Tom has a beard and is holding a cute dog
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Carlos and Tom

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Ellie and Tom – she is wearing a black top and has blond hair. Tom is qeartong a blue jumper and has mousey coloured hair, worn in curtains
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Ellie and Tom

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Books

The Fake-Up

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Cover of The Magnificent Sons paperback
Books

The Magnificent Sons

The Last Romeo paperback
Books

The Last Romeo

Magnificent Sons prologue: Jake and Evan
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The Magnificent Sons: Prologue

ICYMI

Justin Myers
Opinion

Making history

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Leigham and Vincent

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Sanjive and Jane

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José and Tom

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I went looking for something

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Laura and Rob

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