Impeccable Table Manners

When I first clocked the pair stepping forward to be mangled by my malice in this week's Guardian Blind Date,...

Under the terms of my general agreement with common decency, I am morally unable to savage anyone more than 25...

Impeccable Lite: As I’m still busy working on any fourth novel which you'd all BETTER buy, and this week’s Guardian...

Impeccable Lite: Sometimes there just isn’t time for a full analysis of the Guardian Blind Date, so here, I pick...

Morning has broken, and so did at least one heart upon reading today's Guardian Blind Date column, I reckon. This...

They say things come in threes, don't they. This week's Guardian Blind Date serves us the third Tom in as...

Ah, the second half of January, the traditional time of year when self-employed people are vibrating with anxiety over doing...

They come around so fast, don't they – our second Saturday of 2022 already. This week's addition to the mille-feuille...

Much as we all have our own specific dreams and aspirations when facing another new year, we all hope for...

What a week, what a year, what the hell. Let's not do current affairs here unless it's absolutely necessary; this...