Impeccable Table Manners

How's your summer? You enjoying being drenched for days at a time with a brief break for a 30º frazzling?...

Let's round off Pride Month with what your horrible sexist uncle with broad fingernails would call 'two birds'. This week,...

In a week where we discovered that not only are cabinet ministers still having affairs like it's the 1980s or...

They say youth is wasted on the young, but few things have made me as grateful to be more on...

I can't remember the last time I was so pleased to see two men, apart from that time there was...

I moved house this week. I can't say I adored the experience, to be honest – seeing all the space...

We cross live to my Twitter account for some breaking news: https://twitter.com/theguyliner/status/1396008319282819074 (Sorry, I have a lot on at the...

What a week it's been! Well, I'm assuming it's been 'a week' – the days tend to blur into one...

Hello. For the first time in months, Blind Daters can feel the wind in their hair – and hopefully their...

And, lo, it came to pass that as we entered the 700th week of lockdown or whatever we're calling this,...