Impeccable Table Manners

Paul and Isabel


What happened on the date

Paul | Isabel
Good table manners?
Impeccable. She said she was clumsy, but I think that was to mitigate my messy side of the table.
Good table manners?

This was almost a disaster – a double-impeccable. Thankfully, Paul (who is 43!!!) saves the day by letting us know Isabel (who is 41!!!) threw him a few burns. Look, they got on great and either use amazing moisturiser or have the best lighting wherever they go so let’s wish them well and overlook Isabel’s mega-disappointing “impeccable”.

Photograph: Sarah Lee; James Drew Turner, both for the Guardian

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