Impeccable Table Manners

Levi and Grace


What happened on the date

Shockingly, the “table manners” question was NOT asked. It’s a cover-up! Imagine how bad the answer must’ve been for them to leave it out. Or the journo forgot. The date was really boring, anyway. It would’ve probably been a double-impeccable.

Photograph: Sarah Lee; James Drew Turner, both for the Guardian

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