Impeccable Table Manners

Rich and Gabrielle

What happened on the date

Rich | Gabrielle
Good table manners?
She handled stringy onion rings like a pro.
Good table manners?
Neither of us was prim and proper.
Imagine. Sounds like two wild boars fighting over slop in an eggcup.

Photograph: Graham Turner; Sophia Evans, both for the Guardian

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