Ciara and Andrew

What happened on the date

Ciara | Andrew

Good table manners?
Yes. We both apologised for saying bad words the odd time.

Good table manners?
Perfect. She let me try me her dessert.

“Bad words.” These are grown-ups. They don’t look the types to throw out loads of C-words over the starters, so I’m guessing “pilly, woo, bum” was as bad as it got. If you can’t curse or drop a few F-bombs on a first date, how are you going to lead up to farting in bed when you’re married?!

As for dessert-sharing – that’s not a first date thing, Andrew. You messed up. But at least he didn’t say “impeccable”.

Photographs: Murdo Macleod for the Guardian