Impeccable Table Manners

Josh and Alexandra


What happened on the date

Josh | Alexandra
Good table manners?
She didn’t use her napkin.
Good table manners?
Generally very good.

You wouldn’t think somebody with as much hair going on as Josh would be so particular, would you? But Alexandra’s napkin faux-pas was unforgivable. Alexandra got her own back, however, by arranging to meet Josh again but, I assume, not turning up.

Photograph: James Drew Turner for the Guardian 

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