James and Kirsty

What happened on the date

It would perhaps be unfair to paint Kirsty as joyless – although she does a pretty good job of that herself. Her staccato responses to all the journo’s questions and a REFUSAL to even answer the all-important question – not even a cop-out “impeccable” – suggest there is something we haven’t been told. 

I include James’s account of Kirsty sneaking through the ticket barrier because it explains a lot. Although I’m not sure what.

Photograph: Sophia Evans and Frantzesco Kangaris for the Guardian