Impeccable Table Manners

Jane and Crudgie

What happened on the date

Jane | Crudgie
Any awkward moments?
When I proposed we wrap up the evening when I thought we were running low on conversation.
Good table manners?
Good table manners?
Of course.

I’d love to know on what order the questions are asked. I like to think the table manners query comes toward the end of the interview, once all the bile has been expelled. It’s the only reason I can find for such incredible politeness over a date which, when you read the whole thing, sounds as much fun as having your balls waxed.

Photograph: James Turner; Frantzesco Kangaris, both for the Guardian

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