Hot, ready and legal? You need to cool off
If years of hysterical media coverage have taught us anything, it's that lusting after children is wrong. Paedophilia – the...
How to reject an apology
When you do something wrong, you’re taught to say sorry. Screaming toddlers are forced into awkward handshakes, colleagues send grovelling...
Jack and Zoe
Sometimes things that start off really well can't help but turn out very badly. Charles and Di, French Connection...
We need to make room for some light negativity
Despite trolling, misery-lit and the best efforts of rolling news, we actually live in very positive times. For every one...
Kati and Matt
The thing with getting older is that chances run out. Opportunities tend to knock less frequently, and when they...
India and Mike
When I was growing up, in my mum's box-shaped council house in a town I'd happily drop napalm on,...
Dating apps aren’t killing romance – our attitude is
Another day, another person slinging mud at a dating app. Tinder, giving boring singletons something to wang on about in...
Liam and Dee
As the old saying goes, "location location location", but it's not exclusive to estate agents and Kirstie Allsopp –...
Owen and Marina
Writing this on a Sunday feels like wearing a Team GB T-shirt a year after the Olympics or a...
What Jackie Collins and The Stud taught me about the world
Following the sad passing of legendary bonkbuster queen Jackie Collins yesterday, you will undoubtedly read millions of pieces by people claiming...






























