The Gym Rat
So a gym rat? I'm guessing you find this type of gay… in the gym!You're getting good at this! Correct!...
The Twitter Gay
So many men, so little time to keep track of their habits. Luckily, there's always someone willing to do the...
Sophie and Killian
I worried we'd never get here, that the sun would refuse to come. I thought I'd have to sit under...
Alice and Angus
The world is going to absolute shit, isn't it? As ridiculous and overly sentimental as it might be to pin...
Lisa and Neville
This week's trains desperate to crash into one another come in the shape of Lisa, 34, a registrar, and Neville, a...
Andrew and Ruby
In the absence of anything else to say other than "they look like siblings poising awkwardly at Grandma's 90th", let's...
The rebirth of rudeness
There are some who think rudeness is just a part of living in London – it’s a myth beloved of...
Anna and Jonathan
Theresa May's threatening to duff up Russia behind the bike sheds after double-French, and winter is outstaying its welcome longer...
So you gave up drink/carbs/iPhones?
When people cease to be impressed by your material possessions, looks and charity work, what do you turn to for...
Fabian and Harriet
We're not getting any younger, are we, so let's crack on this week with 25-year-old Fabian – who is a...

































