Chris and Tania
The samey sameness of 2020 lumbers on, humans left catatonic and unshockable as what would once have been life-changing stuff...
Impeccable Table Manners
Lizzi and Junior
It's a grey day. Luckily there have been a few rainbow sparkles and unicorn sightings since we last saw each...
Freddy and Rufus
Here we are, back in lockdown. We should at least make hay while the sun shines, by which I mean,...
Ruby and Alex
Imagine being 24, decent-looking, with your future lying ahead of you, exciting and mysterious and certain to contain lots of...
Tony and Kieran
I had planned to be somewhere else today: offline. But just as the bat signal compels Bruce Wayne to slip...
Sarah and Matt
I must confess, there are some days I don't feel like sitting here and typing these out. It's Saturday, you...
Kaisa and Rivkah
Today's Guardian Blind Date features Kaisa, a 24-year-old research analyst and freelance writer, who has put on her shiniest DMs...
Ben and Fiona
Has anyone contacted the government directly and warned them about the consequences of a full lockdown? That we will once...
Ella and Josh
The news has been so relentlessly depressing this week I don't think I can even bring myself to do my usual vaguely topical or observational intro into the review. My satirical neurotransmitters have been deadened, finally beaten by the miasma of incompetence that hangs over Whitehall. Even the return of my favourite comedy EastEnders, and Sharon pouting in a series of different rooms in chiffon tops that gets floatier and fussier with every scene, can't cheer me. So let's press on with the show and see which two members of the...
Jack and Francine
What I have 'enjoyed' most about the deathless debate around returning to offices is the wilful ignorance by both the people trying to encourage us to hot-desk with death, and the people trying to avoid it, is that lots and lots of people have been back at work for a long time – indeed some people never stopped going. Buses haven't driven themselves, supermarkets didn't operate on a 'help yourself' policy and lots of people have simply had to carry on going to work in unsuitable conditions, because that is...