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  The Guardian must have been hard at it last night as I can't find this week's Blind Date online...

Plinky plonky music? Check. Shaky video of two drongoes trading awk-bantz in dimly lit wankstation in central London? Check. Yes,...

  Today's Guardian Blind Date, which you can read in full here, is like being at school – a really...

It looks like Watch Me Date is here to stay! The Guardian are asking for applications. If you have no...

  They don't often place the daters like this, looking at each other, do they? Perhaps it's a sign that...

And so the Guardian’s Watch Me Date, which sees two hapless souls forgo dignity in the name of romance, reaches...

Another Saturday, another couple willingly, inexplicably, subjecting themselves to the glare of the nation. My relationship with this column is...

And so we carry on with the third of our video dates – the Guardian still hasn’t worked out how...