
What did you talk about?
Older men, Jerry Springer, how we view our careers, the Guyliner’s blog.

The Guyliner is away.
Main photograph: Graeme Robertson for the Guardian. Read the date.
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YOU ARE AWAY for getting namechecked by a teetotal vegan. They held on to this one until you left the room.
When you get back, please please sort this one out retrospectively? Agree with the above – they’ve held this back on purpose!
What a refreshingly straightforward pair! And such a great first answer to q2, before it all went clinically to pot.
I can’t help wondering whether, underneath the patina of a few years of experience, these older men are actually as interesting as Tom. But perhaps that’s just a generic fairy-tale narrative intruding?