Impeccable Table Manners

Oh cool, Monica and Chandler are still together. Oh actually, hang on, it's not one of situation comedy's laziest character...

Above are our latest contestants, Stanley, 26, who works in fashion (part-time, I assume), and James, 30, who works in...

Today, in the Guardian's lo-fi Tinder match, Bruno, 44, who works in aviation, meets Lydia, 36, a teacher. Works in...

February! Imagine looking forward to February! But we did, and now we've got our wish. The year's shortest and for...

Yes, it's still January! The same year, 2023, that's right! As we head toward the vinegar strokes of one of...

Another year? We have to do this again? They just keep on… coming. 2022 felt very much like the final...

As Dina Carroll famously once trilled, 'It's New Year's Eve and hopes are high' – what better way to dash...

I turned 47 yesterday. Turned. Like milk. I don't really care about being older – it's pretty pointless to lament...

As Santa changes the batteries in Rudolph's nose, and the rest of us ask whichever higher power we believe in...

I'm sitting at my desk underneath two blankets with only a cup of tea for warmth – shall we crack...