Scott and Ryan
Thursdays are the hardest when you're single. Maybe Wednesdays too. Oh, you'd expect it to be the weekends, wouldn't...
Yes, straight men at my gym, it’s true – I’m secretly in love with you all
There are secrets and betrayals we must take to the grave, as to utter them would cause untold destruction. There are...
Lizzie and Angela
Do you remember when Sainsbury's supermarkets briefly used the slogan "Try something new today"? It would have been more honest...
Ben and Henry
On a date, the very first decision you need to make as soon as you lay eyes on the...
Thomas and April
How soon into a date can you tell it's going to be a disaster? Usually, I'd know by the...
“Very wise, with those hips” – A tribute to Victoria Wood
It is difficult to know where to begin, so perhaps I should start at the end. Comedian Victoria Wood has...
David and Kevin
It's occurred to me more than once that I'll never have those proud moments as a parent. I won't...
Michael and Rebecca
I am not a romantic, I'm clinical and practical. I don't know whether it's genetic or simply that my heart's...
The strange case of the phantom gay uncle
It’s funny, the future you imagine for yourself when there is so much of it in front of you. When...
55 reasons to ditch your boyfriend
1. Your boyfriend points to broccoli on a restaurant menu and tells you it's "the colon's broom". 2. Your boyfriend...































