Damola and Karen
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David and Mary
We've all got a clapped-out Vauxhall Viva parked on a meter outside so let's not mess about. Today's willing victims...
Emma and Gervase
I once knew someone who approached dating with the mantra "What would Madonna do?" It served her quite well for...
Owner of a lonely heart
We're long used to living our lives in public. Even before social media really took off and we were all superstars...
Jonny and Kit
The trouble with a first date is that while it can be the beginning of something, it's also very definitely the...
Face/Book
A couple of things: 1. I'm delighted to tell you that I've signed a two-book deal with the brilliant Little,...
Emma and Eddie
"It's just like riding a bike," people say, don't they? Often. Annoyingly. "You never forget." But as anyone who's ever...
Aaron and Alice
2016, we barely we knew you. And what we did know, we weren't all that keen on. Whether you're going...
David and James
It was my birthday yesterday. 41. Christ. Because my sado-masochism knows no bounds, I drank for the first time in...
My word of 2016: Luxury
I've seen quite a few people choosing their words of the year. Writing words about words – how meta. Most...
































