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Plinky plonky music? Check. Shaky video of two drongoes trading awk-bantz in dimly lit wankstation in central London? Check. Yes,...

  Today's Guardian Blind Date, which you can read in full here, is like being at school – a really...

It looks like Watch Me Date is here to stay! The Guardian are asking for applications. If you have no...

  They don't often place the daters like this, looking at each other, do they? Perhaps it's a sign that...

And so the Guardian’s Watch Me Date, which sees two hapless souls forgo dignity in the name of romance, reaches...

  Saturdays. They come around awfully quickly, don't they? Today's contestants are Silvia, a 50-year-old performance artist who looks like she...

  At first I thought, in a rare twist, the Guardian had fixed up two people who were actually related...