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  September. The dying days of summer. The brilliant colours of autumn. Grey skies. Too-big school uniforms. Darker evenings. The...

  Do you have one of those annoying friends who says things like, "Dance like nobody's watching!"? They will sidle...

  Socks again for Christmas. Liver and onions for tea. That guy asking you out on another date and knowing...

Do you remember when Ronan Keating, former lead squawker in Irish quintet of greige Boyzone, launched his career by sitting on...

  When you're a child, you don't notice your family's quirks – those things that are perfectly normal to you...

  We all have that friend who is a little bland. That pal whose opinions are always pretty much on...

I have a friend who, at Christmastime, bought a huge box of Monster Munch for her boyfriend. She wrapped it...

Do you remember being bored as a child? It's a different kind of boredom, isn't it? It's an angry boredom,...

  Already incredible scenes here in this week's Guardian Blind Date. Bruno is a 20-year-old medical student (20! What are...

  The Guardian must have been hard at it last night as I can't find this week's Blind Date online...