Why being 39 ruined going to the hairdresser for me
I used to love going to the hairdresser. And, yes, I mean the hairdresser – a salon. Gleaming floor tiles,...
The Parent Trap
Five minutes ago, my date called me a DILF. I heard it quite clearly. It was supposed to be a...
Leon and Sue
Do you remember when Ronan Keating, former lead squawker in Irish quintet of greige Boyzone, launched his career by sitting on...
Kirsty and Alex bite back
Some people don't take their appearance in this blog very well – which I totally understand – and some...
10 reasons being a Gay Best Friend sucks
Stop all the clocks, cut off the telephone. It seems we have reached the end of an era. According to...
Kirsty and Alex
There are, believe it or not, some people out there who are nice. Just nice. They're usually enthusiastic about...
The Seventh
I am not supposed to be here. That’s almost all I can think as I run as fast as I...
21 people you should never kiss at festivals
1. Anyone whose granny interned at Vogue. Or anyone who mocks someone whose granny interned at Vogue. Or anyone who...
Philip and Elaine
When you're a child, you don't notice your family's quirks – those things that are perfectly normal to you...
30 things that always happen during Wimbledon
Wimbledon fortnight starts Monday, one of the Top 10 shrillest sporting events on the face of the Earth. Despite the...






























