15 years ago today, I moved to London. I fool myself that I remember everything about it: the long ride...

What's the one thing that gives you away? Your particular quirk or habit that you know, once revealed, has the...

It's September. That means everyone who's been telling you "the nights are drawing in" since mid-July have now moved on...

A few months ago, I was having my hair cut by a barber I hadn’t been to before. The guy...

The fag-end of summer seems finally to have been stubbed out. The air no longer smarts with the acrid pong...

Every time I’m within 10 feet of a noodle, it’s the same. That creeping anxiety in anticipation of the inevitable;...

Another year, another set of birthday candles for Madonna. For the 40 or so years Madonna has been putting the...

Uh-oh. What did you talk about? Older men, Jerry Springer, how we view our careers, the Guyliner’s blog. The Guyliner...

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Sometimes, when a date is going really badly, you have to stare right into the soul of it to get...