Impeccable Table Manners

Well, we're still here and still trying to get it on over FaceTime, everyone. We can do this – well,...

Assuming our blundering PM's 'roadmap' doesn't in fact lead us all into the sea, we should be back doing socially...

Week 7,004 of the dystopian present lurches to an end, with another two days of pretending brisk walks round the...

I think we can all agree that Zoom, generally, isn't working for anything other than awkward business calls and parish...

Happy New Year. I don’t know if you know any lesbians, or bi women, or women who date/sleep with other...

As we slide on the very final skid mark of many toward the end of possibly one of the worst...

Inevitable, I guess, after a month of supposed lockdown, that we would return to the dreaded Zoom dates. While it...

The samey sameness of 2020 lumbers on, humans left catatonic and unshockable as what would once have been life-changing stuff...

It's a grey day. Luckily there have been a few rainbow sparkles and unicorn sightings since we last saw each...

Here we are, back in lockdown. We should at least make hay while the sun shines, by which I mean,...