Impeccable Table Manners

So we soldier on gamely with the virtual Blind Dates, pretending – much like the cast in the last season...

Before we begin, time to shill for… myself. The pandemic has, to put it lightly, somewhat hampered my promotional campaign...

My book is out 6 August. Please buy it. There is a certain lack of jeopardy with these blind dates...

I think we can all agree this pandemic situation has been one of the most bonkers times in our lives...

Age is "just a number" until it isn't, have you noticed? People are keen to tell you life begins at...

We're still virtual, for obvious reasons, and this week the Guardian takes advantage of that fact by going truly global,...

I look terrible. My hair is a disaster, and so tall, should planes ever fly again they would have to...

For almost six years, I have got up nearly every Saturday morning, made myself a cup of tea – in...

It's the end of the world as we know it – how are you feeling? Oh I don't mean our...

Life through the looking-glass is not as we expected, is it? Our lives are a series of scenes and only...