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“It’s exhausting to be right all the time,” the Know-it-all will tell you as he swirls his drink around his...

When you're single, it is very easy to blame smug couples for all your ills. But, here's a newsflash, you can...

Aside from the mindless shagging, off-the-peg hedonism and thrilling Uber rides to the clap clinic, being single can be something of a trial. Sure,...

1. If I arrive first it will make me look responsible and also like I care and that I'm… not...

Twitter isn’t just for cat GIFs, cod politics, think-pieces and bitching about reality TV, it’s also a place to find...

Did you come out on National Coming Out Day? And how was it for you? What people never seem to...

Football I remember a very miserable afternoon – a rainy Saturday – spent in a pub that smelled of cauliflower...

Is there anything less sexy than a date who dumps all his problems on you? Is it really only nice...

Clocks. All they do is tick and make people fret. I’ve been waiting at the bar for about 15 minutes...

Stats: 35, 5’9”, brown/er, none, Gloucestershire Where: Kennington, London Pre-date rating: 6/10 While few are so clichéd as to fancy...