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The Forget-me-not

To celebrate my blog's fourth birthday, I decided to give everyone a rest from my prattling and instead hand over to a guest contributor – and not just any guest poster, oh no. This wonderful, funny tale of a brief encounter, which I knew I had to have for the blog as soon as I heard it, comes from none other than my wonderful, funny boyfriend. Take it away, handsome… It’s Friday night, and “the girls” are on the town. I’m with my friend James and his mate Chris, who I’ve...
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The Youngling

Young people. I tend to have very little contact with them, except for the ones who play dubstep through their mobile phones on buses or 'tsk' me loudly if I take too long a while packing my shopping bags in the supermarket. So it is with a sense of dread that I discover on the dating site I have been 'favourited' by a mere 25-year-old. He first adds me as a favourite way back when I first join the dating site, and although he doesn't have any publicly-available pictures –...