As the song goes, Christmas is “the most wonderful time of the year”, but for many of us, it belongs in the last couple of weeks of December and exists purely as an excuse to get drunk in a horrible jumper and open loads of presents that you’ll be queuing up with in Customer Services in a couple of days.
But what if you find yourself loved up with Santa’s missing elf? What if your other half is actually, underneath the reindeer horns and ugly Christmas ‘pullover’, Father Christmas’s keenest son?
Have you got yourself a Christmas fanatic? Here’s how to spot one:
1. They set their alarm to go off to the sound off sleigh bells. In July.
2. The Christmas playlist kickoff date gets earlier and earlier. Again, we’re up to July.
3. You walk in the lounge in September to find your other half very carefully adding the 1,000th bauble to a seven-foot artificial Christmas tree.
“This one is just to do us until we can get a real one in December,” he’ll say.
4. Your breakfast cup of tea tastes suspiciously mulled. Continue reading 23 signs you’re dating a Christmas Fanatic