Harry and Rosey
An exciting deviation from the norm in an attempt to add content to the worst question of the entire column. Effort appreciated, but the use of “textbook” makes me feel a bit ill.
And sharing food is a prelude to sex and they didn’t actually do that – so no. Unless your hands are planning to wander far and wide, keep them off your date’s plate.
Especially with cheese, the least sexy food since polenta.
Photograph: James Drew Turner for the Guardian