Sam and Milly
Socks again for Christmas. Liver and onions for tea. That guy asking you out on another date and knowing...
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Kirsty and Alex
There are, believe it or not, some people out there who are nice. Just nice. They're usually enthusiastic about...
Emma and Kenny
We all have that friend who is a little bland. That pal whose opinions are always pretty much on...
Gemma and Dean
The Guardian Blind Date column has felt recently like a parade of Tobys and Jessicas jostling for elbow room...
Duncan and Rebecca
And so the Guardian’s Watch Me Date, which sees two hapless souls forgo dignity in the name of romance, reaches...
Rena and Chris
Another Saturday, another couple willingly, inexplicably, subjecting themselves to the glare of the nation. My relationship with this column is...
Oliver and Irina
And so we carry on with the third of our video dates – the Guardian still hasn’t worked out how...
Andy and Flo
As a companion to their popular – well, I like it anyway – Blind Date series, the Guardian has launched Watch Me Date, a televisual feast that lets you, well, watch two people go on a date. Each hapless romantic, or freeloader on a wine recharge, is kitted out with a pair of Google Glass, er, glasses. And we get to see what happens. It’s bit like gonzo porn except there’s more sweating. For reasons best known to themselves, out of the two Watch Me Date videos, the Guardian has...
Sarah and Ian
As a companion to their popular – well, I like it anyway – Blind Date series, the Guardian has launched Watch Me Date, a televisual feast that lets you, well, watch two people go on a date. Each hapless romantic, or freeloader on a wine recharge, is kitted out with a pair of Google Glass, er, glasses. And we get to see what happens. It’s bit like gonzo porn except there’s more sweating. I can't embed because WordPress is useless, but why not watch the video while you read my...
Lauren and Sam
What happened on the date Lauren | Sam Good table manners? Very – he let me order the wine. Good table manners? Yep, although slight black mark for sipping a shot. This date actually went well. Notice ‘top bantz’ from Sam about his date not downing a shot. Lauren’s answer to ‘what we talked about’ is quite telling: "Our jobs, five-year plans (I have one, he does not), anti-feminism, the fact that I want to learn taxidermy." The “I have one, he does not” is such a burn that Sam is no...